Why I Hate Flurry Heart

- She is not even a character, she is a plot device. She has no personality, all she does is cause problems, like when she destroyed the crystal heart, crashed on the plushie tower on the supermarket, erased Cheerilee's notes that needed to be rewritten BY MOUTH, threw milk at Twilight, bothered everyone on the hospital and terrified the sick fillies with her unlimited magic, that even THE TWILIGHT SPARKLE couldn't keep up with her, on the Heart's Warming's special she just threw stuff at the pudding "because it shined" and flooded Twilight's castle.

- She is a Mary Sue, she is literally born an alicorn with greater strength, magic and flying. She is able to lift Pinkie up, an ADULT mare within minutes of existence, she flies with offensive ease and her magic is so much powerful that she breaks the crystal heart with her Canterlot voice, even Twilight can barely counter her magic, when Sweetie Belle, an older unicorn, can barely lift anything.

- She is a fucking abomination, her body is too disproportionate, specially her head, eyes, cheeks, horn and wings, and her legs are tiny in comparison which makes her ugly as hell.

- She is never reprimated and the one time she was Twilight apologised to her when she disturbed SICK FOALS over a plushie as horrendous as her. She is never scolded for throwing smashed peas everywhere, for breaking the Crystal Heart, for destroying an ANCIENT SPELL BOOK, for all the things she did in Ponyville and when she gets fuzzy they give her a snail plushie instead of a smack or education.

- Her self-awareness is inconsistent. Suddenly she is born knowing how to fly, she knows the cake twins fighting is wrong and they want to hurt her and knows a bubble spell that Twilight says is "Pretty advanced for her age", but when there is a fucking changeling around all she does is sleep when she might be in actual danger, the whore even blushes at Thorax who is extremely different to a pony, then when she is playing with Twilight, she gets scared when it's just her aunt, and does that again when rightfully scolded, she might as well be as manipulative as Cozy Glow, but never mind that pegasus and two demonic creatures are wanting to end all, she doesn't even notice.

- The little glimpse of personality she has portrays her as an immature, selfish, attention-seeker. She threw a tantrum and even turned red when Twilight was busy reading for sick foals.

Shitting on Flurry - Part 1

S6 EP1

-Existing, since she serves no purpose whatsoever.

-Being an alicorn, it undermines Twilight’s effort of earning her wings, turning royalty from an already established meritocracy to nepotism.

-Being so disproportionate (Little hooves, *alicorn* wings twice her size which are colour-tinted for no reason at all, head as big as her torso, adult-sized horn and ears, big cheeks, ridiculously small snout and being fat in a poor attempt to make her look “cute”, big eyes with iris despite being a baby, which contradicts MLP’s usual baby designs).

-Annoying voice.

-The disgusting habit of sucking her own hooves, which isn’t cute, it’s gross.

-Destroying FOUR floors with her beam and almost killing a peasant crystal pony.

-Sucking her mother’s hoofwear (gross) and not getting beaten for it.

-Always putting her forehooves in THAT position (retracting them to her chest), they look like amputated limbs or fat worms, that goes for her hindhooves too.

-Why the fuck would *this* crystalling be even more important based on her abilities? Does that mean all the other non-alicorn babies are below her just because they weren’t spawned by an alicorn too?

-In the minute 14:23, it looks like this creature has eyeshade, so her design is inconsistent.

-Extending her hooves as if approaching for a hug, Does she not know she doesn’t have fingers? This is part of the shit the writers make her do to be “cute” which is annoying and includes all of her actions basically, since she’s only there for the sake of it.

-Why would a FUCKING BABY be able to lift an ADULT mare to the point of being able to fly with her? And also she was laughing for no reason and like an idiot while doing so.

-She JUST started existing. How could she fly with ease?

-Shooting lasers without care, when other unicorns like Sweetie Belle can barely lift anything. How is that fair or coherent?

-Wanting to stay with pinkie, uselessly trying to approach her and crying about it, as if something actually bad happened, showing her stupidity.

-Minute 20:55 again with the eyeshades, also her eyebrows have nothing to do whatsoever with the rest of her mane and tail. Design inconsistency.

-Fucking destroying THE CRYSTAL HEART and bursting and ADULT ALICORN bubble spell with her annoying and over exaggerated scream with a distorting voice effect.

-It was already established that she isn’t that self-aware. How did she know she didn’t have to fly within the magic bubble and then needed to fly when it bursted? Oh and I just loved it she has her wings extended while on that, because it must be clear she has alicorn wings!

-Why can she use her Canterlot voice already? Talk about being a Mary Sue right from the very beginning!

-After throwing her mortal tantrum, she retracts her ugly hooves to her flat chest even more and then splutters a lot of nonsense before going to sleep on her mother’s hoof (How does she know she has to land there? How does she know how to land at all when Twilight had so much trouble herself?) as if nothing happened. Talk about idiocy! Then she wakes up, smiles and coos incomprehensibly shit like the hypocrite bitch she is portrayed to be.

-Not being punished in any way whatsoever after committing reckless endangerment and criminal negligence which is usually up to a year of prison.

-Being the season 6 opening antagonist and not being recognised as such.

Biography

 "I was thinking... FlurryFucker. You know. To remember the occassions this Mary Sue of a whore should've gotten her upcoming" :D